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Johnny La Rock's sweetheart review of Pee Sells in the Utter Trash zine
Phillip Kaplan, Your American Typewriter, Review of April 1st show at Andyman's Treehouse
Who plugged Gran’ma into
the cable box?
By Phillip Kaplan
An old cable box at that, from ’88,
the one with the round black dial that had no remote and obscenely clicked fuzzed hell on the screen for each channel change.
Someone left Electric Grandmother alone with it, somehow they mated. And if someone out there is concerned all the hard work
Danny Tanner put into his full house will disappear from our collective works of philosophy, come down off the ledge.
A brave, if winded soul is undertaking the project.
It is wonderfully imperfect asthma our Electric Grandmother has,
fitting. It’s right that something with ‘Grandma’ in the title breathe heavily, just a little.
It makes it like pilled-up-granny is communicating with you through Nick at Nite, a Caleco, and a raw electric current coming
strait up through the mildewed crawl-space where the past TV-Guides are kept. Some black noise-box makes the tone for
the lone Grandmother figure, who holds only a mic, rambling happily from song to song, shouting randomly at acquaintances
who pass by – just as gran’mas do – the Viuex Electrique offers heartfelt lessons about the wife of Danny
Tanner, Nintendo, Tom’s girl, basement life -----
/ Fuck Rainbow!” /
A yell
from the crowd at Andyman’s Treehouse on Fool’s Day came crashing with delight to the stage. Electric Grandmother
is “pleasantly disturbed” someone told me. I like that. It wasn’t too close for comfort.
Gran’ma
then told me about getting robbed. In Westerville. By young kids. Gran’ma, electrified, saw them at
Blockbuster, followed them, glared at them and then wrote a song
about them. It endears you to Grans,
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especially if some punk sucker
has stole any of your shit.
I like that too.
Remember that show with Jim J. Bullock and Ted Knight?
“I can teach you but I’d have to charge,” says Electric Grandmother. Want to learn? Be taught
by music so preter-obsessed with 80’s culture that it taunts dementia’s boundary. Lourie Loughlin.
Kimmy the neighbor girl. Stamos. Doogie’s friend Vinny, remember when he got rejected from film school?
And there’s Doogie, all, “I’m a teen doctor,” and shit. Vinny should have cloct him. Fuck
you, Doogie, delivering a baby in a mall is plain hokey show-off crap. Ostentatious prick, tell us next about how you
have scars from the shrapnel of an exploding appendix mine. What was that made-for-tv movie with Patrick Duffy and Lonnie
Anderson, where Doogie plays a boy plagued by limp legs? I hope Vinny gave him those. It’s all family ties
in an electric way.
Step-by-step it gets worse, this 80’s slope, slipperier it gets the more you dance on it.
Oh well, sweet and kindly old Electric Grandmother has your hand, puts candy in your ear. Weird ol’ gran’ma.
An eccentric.
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Johnny La Rock's review of Sin City Sex Mix in the Utter Trash Zine
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